overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

me watching my favorite tv show

"I don’t take fame too seriously- I was there when I was a loser, and I’m here now, when I’m less of a loser.."

(Source: holland-roden)

(Source: orangeskins)

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

(Source: ihyperbolize)

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose.   (via yudoku)

(Source: dollpoetry)