i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

emisonislifelifeisemison:

Captain Sasha Pieterse everyone.  (x)

Aria be like: what am I chopped liver?

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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trashybooksforladies:

Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.
 

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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